VALDOSTA — Christians telling me that I am going to hell means the same to me as me telling Christians that Santa is not bringing them any presents this year.
Attention, doctors. Please have your staff to take customer-services courses. There are other doctors available that are willing to receive new patients so we do have other options. Patients shouldn’t have to call multiple times to handle your administrative work.
To the roofers who started working on my neighbor’s house at 6 a.m. this morning, if you should feel a sudden, excruciating, very sharp pain: That’s my new voodoo doll at work.