Several Valdosta folks involved with the movie say this rumor appears to be untrue. “Zombieland,” they say, appears to be an actual movie about zombies instead of a movie about Valdostans who think they are playing zombies in a zombie movie.

There are several definitions of a zombie. One is “a supernatural power or force that supposedly makes the dead move and act.” Another definition, according to ye olde World Book Dictionary, claims a zombie is “a very stupid, lethargic person.”

Only time will tell which definition will fit Valdosta and “Zombieland.”