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September 12, 2013

14 oddball reasons you're not dead yet

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"To whom, then, do I owe a debt of gratitude? To the cardiologist who has kept me alive and ticking for years . . . the surgeons, neurologists, anesthesiologists, and the perfusionist, who kept my systems going for many hours under daunting circumstances. To the dozen or so physician assistants, and to nurses and physical therapists and x-ray technicians and a small army of phlebotomists so deft that you hardly know they are drawing your blood, and the people who brought the meals, kept my room clean. . . . I remember with gratitude my late friend and Tufts colleague, physicist Allan Cormack, who shared the Nobel Prize for his invention of the CT scanner. Allan — you have posthumously saved yet another life, but who's counting? The world is better for the work you did. Thank goodness. Then there is the whole system of medicine, both the science and the technology. . . . So I am grateful to the editorial boards and referees, past and present, of Science, Nature, Journal of the American Medical Association, Lancet, and all the other institutions of science and medicine that keep churning out improvements, detecting and correcting flaws."

These are just a few of the countless ways people have made life safer, healthier, less painful — and longer — than we ever could have imagined a few centuries ago. Thank goodness.

Laura Helmuth is Slate's science and health editor.

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